A Vampire’s fangs are also it’s reproductive organs
I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke
Oh please, “the penetration of the vampire’s bite as metaphor for sexual penetration” is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of “vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration” is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly
Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.
So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?
SIR.
ooohhh so that’s what those are for…. vampire condom
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
I don’t care how ~conventionally unattractive~ you are, everyone’s gorgeous when they smile genuinely and laugh like they couldn’t make a straight face if they tried. Human joy is beautiful.