Julie / 21 / INFP-T / this blog consists of wlw posts, funny stuff, and cartoon fandom stuff!!

cosmic-cyclosa:

ylwkirby:

What’s it like being 21 and older

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grumpytrans:

saint-batrick:

dee-the-red-witch:

gothiccharmschool:

plateauofmemories:

autumngracy:

quasi-normalcy:

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

  • A Vampire’s fangs are also it’s reproductive organs

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, “the penetration of the vampire’s bite as metaphor for sexual penetration” is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of “vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration” is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

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SIR.

ooohhh so that’s what those are for…. vampire condom

"Hi! My name is Grost, Who Laughs at The Gods. I love big boulders the size of a small boulder. I hate plasters without cute cartoon characters. Like my parent, I can’t get enough of #fuck."ALT
Anonymous:

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

How did the copypasta get to me wtf

oak23:

seeing people’s Disney’s Belle doll collections nowadays

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Anonymous: Can you explain that post about the Belle doll collections I don't get it

inbreadwecrust:

schol:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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*blows dust off this post* ahh…. an ancient relic, a remnant of the old era

catlips001:

catlips001:

Babe I can’t come over today I got powned by someone’s online rantsona… Babe no they crossed their arms babe it was bad.

Babe please I’m crying they’re making a 2 part video.

the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October...

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

secretlesbiancommunication:

I don’t care how ~conventionally unattractive~ you are, everyone’s gorgeous when they smile genuinely and laugh like they couldn’t make a straight face if they tried. Human joy is beautiful.

drbtinglecannon:

tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202:

roseverdict:

pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow:

snug-the-joiner:

milfy:

Idk who needs to hear this but some characters just hate eachother. No hidden love. Yeah sometimes people just do not like eachother.

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For those who wish to not be horrifically scarred but want a summary the notes are roughly:

1. Tom and Jerry discourse/ People pointing out how much Tom and Jerry discourse there is

2. Dramione and 1 person explaining the concept of Starkid’s musicals and how they affected the Dramione ship

3. Various anime ships like bnha durarra and jjba

4. People missing the words “Some characters” and people trying to explain the concept of “some”.

5. That one user who wrote the traumatizing phrase (spelling copied exactly) “safe-informed-consentual-kink vore fetish” in regards to tom and jerry.

Image ID: MS Paint drawing of an emoji with a blank smile and red, glazed-over eyes. It's looking down and to the side as if to process something it just heard or saw. End ID.ALT
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salmonkin:

tumblr: lose weight easy with this simple trick

me: I wish tumblr would stop showing me all these weight loss ads :-/

*finger on monkeys paw curls inward*

tumblr: Donald trump wants to give you a single coin

the-pandora-jar:

Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens

Me and my sensitive ass:

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